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FAMILY ISSUES

Two men met in a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally,the other man said: You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation. A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married. "Later my father married my step daughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my steps ... on. Also,my wife became mother in-law of her father-in- law..Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half- brother because he was my father's son, but he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son. That made me the grandfather of my half-brother. This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the grandmother. "This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife, I'm my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own

Marriage Software

A man bought  marriage software (using IT language) and he experienced problems in using the software and decided to call the Marriage Software Division: Dear Systems Analyst, I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition  Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other system activities. Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected "Saturday Rugby 6.3" always fails and "Saturday Shopping 7.1 " runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my